SeussNoir

As part of the celebration of Dr. Seuss' birthday yesterday, the hubster and I thought it would be fun to toss out a Seussnoir Twitter hashtag (#seussnoir) and see what folks came up with. (In case you don't know about Twitter hashtags, this FAQ may be helpful.) The results, some 1,000+ offerings, include some truly creative and witty satirical takes on some of the famous Seussian book titles. There were far too many to print here, but I thought I'd post some of the highlights below:

And to Think That I Saw It on Mulberry Street

And to Think That I Was Shot on Mulberry Street (@YWIR)
And To Think I Saw It On Mulholland Drive (@sblackmoore)

Cat in the Hat

Gat in the Hat (several people contributed this one)
The Cat in the Trenchcoat and Fedora (@zucchinislice)
The Cat in the Hat Goes SPLAT! (@rkmacpherson)

Daisy-Head Mayzie

Missing-Head Mayzie (@DocOrlando70)
Pushing Up Daisy-Head Maisy (@smithla8)
Scorsese-Head Maisy (@BVLawson)

Dr. Seuss' Sleep Book

Dr. Seuss' Big Sleep Book (several)
Dr. Seuss' Sleeping With the Fishes Book (several)

Fox in Socks

Fox with Glocks (several)
Fox In Cement Socks (@Markho23)

Green Eggs and Ham

Green Eggs and Hammett (several folks posted this)
Green Eggs and Sam Spade (@mmmarystweets)
Green Eggs and Son of Sam (@MARK_Gu)
Green Yeggs and Gams (@swierczy)

Hop on Pop

Cop On Pop (more than one)
Chop up Pop! (@ZoltanMS)
Hopped-Up Pop (@swierczy)

Horton Hears a Who

Horton Hangs a Who (@Skychazz)
Horton Hears a Whodunnit (from several different people)
Horton Hears a No-Good Squealer (@ShearersBooks)
Horton Hears Too Much (various)
Horton, Who Shot You? (@ninatypewriter)

How the Grinch Stole Christmas

The Grinch Always Steals Twice (@mikepriceinla)
How a Dame Made the Grinch Steal Christmas and Then Hung Him Out to Dry (@jameshynes)

If I Ran the Circus (or Zoo)

If I Ran the Mob (several)
If I Ran the Asphalt Jungle (@thecitizeNY)

McElligot's Pool

McElligot's Dead Pool (@laurakcurtis)
McElligot's Drowning Pool (@sblackmoore)
Floating in McElligot's Pool (@Skychazz)

Oh the Places You'll Go

Oh the People You'll Snuff (@thenoirguy)
Oh the Places You'll Go, Philip Marlowe (@thecitizeNY)
All The Places You'll Die (various)

One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish

One Fish, Two Fish, Sleep with the Blue Fish (various)
One Snitch, Two Snitch, Dead Snitch, In The Ditch (@ChuckWendig)
One Fish, Two Fish, Black Fish, Blue Fish (@jenforbus)

The Butter Battle Book

The Bitter Butter Battle Book (@BarrowmanCrime)
The Gutter Battle Book  (@BVLawson)

The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins

The 500 Victims of Bartholomew Cubbins (@Markho23)
The 500 Hits of Bart Cubbins (more than one)

The Lorax

Lorax Confidential (@RORER_714)
The Maltese Lorax (several)

There's a Wocket in My Pocket

There's a Hatchet in My Pocket (@sexbiscuit)
There's a Glock on My Pocket (@word_czar)

Yertle the Turtle

The Talented Mr. Yertle (@jeremygattis)
Yertle Soup (@ninatypewriter)

And a Miscellaneous Category:

Whoville Confidential (@VictorGischler)